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John Lennon’s parody of Bob Dylan.
“Sometimes I wish I was just George Harrison, you know, get all the answers. Oh my god. Oh my god”
ohMYGOD
(Source: beatlesneveroutofstyle, via icouldwaitforeverivegottime)
It’s kind of gross to order $70 worth of sushi and tip under three percent
(Source: do-you-like-rock)
Yesterday I was driving my sister’s car. I turned to her and asked her what her nose picking policy was
(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via lookwhoitis)
My baby cousin was once eating dinner with his family. He looked up from his plate and said “do you remember when I was a dead lizard?”
- Me when I am alone: *sits in bed in underwear, listens to David Bowie, eats SunChips*
- Me when I have a friend over: *sits know bed in underwear, listens to David Bowie, shares SunChips*
I hate seeing people from my high school they should have all evaporated after I graduated
(via valhalla-i-am-coming)
The tumblr app doesn’t let you search inappropriate things in the tags
How do people have fun at college?
There is a nice litte story on the Wikipedia page for “Daytime Nighttime Suffering” which made me laugh:
According to the book Band on the Run: A History of Paul McCartney & Wings by Garry McGee, the writing of the song was as follows:
“When Wings was recording Back to the Egg, Paul had announced to the other band members that if they could come up with a good enough song, it would be recorded and put on B-side of the single. Such a generous gesture opened financial doors for the other band members, as the song could earn a small fortune as the flip side of a hit single. Each member—including Linda—spent the weekend trying to compose the song, but when Monday morning rolled around, Paul announced that he had written ‘the one.’ It was included as the B-side of ‘Goodnight Tonight’, which hit the top ten on both sides of the Atlantic in the spring of 1979 and went gold in the United States.”
(Source: mr-mojo-risin-daily, via clairebouchgay)
Thank you everyone who commented on my job post. I am no longer a free-lance sushi delivery boy but am working full time.
